This is why people spawn. So a child can be born to eventually grow into the genius behind Memes such as – Birds with Arms.
Look at this Minx! Never heard of Yvette Vickers until today. I was processing some data at work when the words mummy, playmate and 50ft woman jumped off the page. The horrific tale was featured in a newspaper clipping I had to process.
So the story goes – Yvette Vickers’ body was found on April 27th in her home. The 82 year old actress and former playboy playmate passed away and her body wend undiscovered for almost a year! Her neighbour noticed Vickers’ landscaping was not being kept up so they took a peak inside and what did they find? A FUCKING MUMMY! Kind of ironic that the cult film darling, now mummy, leaves us with one last horror-hurrah.
Yvette Vickers starred in cult films like Attack of the 50-Foot Woman (1958) and Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959).
Last night on my way home I took in the beautiful sight of a Monk. Yep, straight outta Robin Hood – there was Friar Tuck sitting across from me. He started up a friendly chat with a young lady like myself, and unlike her, I don’t trust so easily. What are the odds that I catch a Friar Tuck look-a-like on the TTC? Seems a little suspicious if you ask me. Right away, in my neurotic mind I’m imagining serial killer monk. Nonetheless, it was very entertaining.
The next morning I entered the most disgusting streetcar I have ever seen. It was the 501 Long Branch. If any TTC communications people see this post – It was the 4218.
Hair net to my left and directly in front of me on the back of a seat, was dried puke. Maybe from a night running as the Vomit Comet?