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Birds with Arms

27 Jun

This is why people spawn. So a child can be born to eventually grow into the genius behind Memes such as – Birds with Arms.


Attack of the 50ft She-Mummy

27 Jun

Look at this Minx! Never heard of Yvette Vickers until today. I was processing some data at work when the words mummy, playmate and 50ft woman jumped off the page.  The horrific tale was featured in a newspaper clipping I had to process.

Wood Paneling never looked better.

So the story goes – Yvette Vickers’ body was found on April 27th in her home. The 82 year old actress and former playboy playmate passed away and her body wend undiscovered for almost a year! Her neighbour noticed Vickers’ landscaping was not being kept up so they took a peak inside and what did they find? A FUCKING MUMMY! Kind of ironic that the cult film darling, now mummy, leaves us with one last horror-hurrah.

Yvette Vickers starred in cult films like Attack of the 50-Foot Woman (1958) and Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959).

The Vast Abyss of the TTC

6 May

Last night on my way home I took in the beautiful sight of a Monk. Yep, straight outta Robin Hood – there was Friar Tuck sitting across from me. He started up a friendly chat with a young lady like myself, and unlike her, I don’t trust so easily. What are the odds that I catch a Friar Tuck look-a-like on the TTC? Seems a little suspicious if you ask me. Right away, in my neurotic mind I’m imagining serial killer monk. Nonetheless, it was very entertaining.

The next morning I entered the most disgusting streetcar I have ever seen. It was the 501 Long Branch. If any TTC communications people see this post – It was the 4218.

Hair net to my left and directly in front of me on the back of a seat, was dried puke. Maybe from a night running as the Vomit Comet?

Not a mouse, nor a plop of poop. Although both are just as gross...a fucking hair net!

Nasty hair net - up close and personal

Vomit Comet Aftermath?

Up close and personal with the dried puke.

Pussy of the Day.

25 Apr

Frank Zappa and his Cats.

Pakenham & Burnstown Ontario

13 Apr

My country bumpkin photography skills.

Texans Got Some Balls

18 Mar

Deep Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. WTF. YES!

Photog and food find taken from Taylor Takes a Taste.  Taylor is a food photographer living in Charlotte, NC. He stumbled upon these bad boys while at the State of Fair of Texas.

Helen Keller’s favorite colour is Chuck Norris

16 Mar